- Headed to the airport where I'll get whisked to... oh, an insignificant little thing called MY DESTINY!
- I've never seen so many people at one gate + they're all yammering loudly on their cell phones. Also, our flight is delayed.
- Somehow we find ourselves on our way to the main event in a limo, for the same rate as a cab. The universe is conspiring with us. I love you, universe.
- I'm not a smoker but if I was...
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