Daily Tweets

• I'm quite sure that CNN's ridiculous new technology would have been a bigger hit if they introduced it as "Will.i.am via HOLLA-gram".


• Every reality show has a cutesy signature elimination line, but 50 Cent's new show gets right to the point with, "Get the f**k outta here!"


• The Palin Effect: Someone I just met used "Also too" in a serious conversation. More than once.


• If you could see my kitchen NOW, compared to my kitchen an hour ago, you'd wonder where I hid the bodies.


• Just emptied suitcase of misc items from Key West trip: 1 Key West Ale, sunscreen, island map, "Time Flies* When You're Having Rum" t-shirt


• *Boy, does it ever.


• The only reason I finally took everything out of my suitcase is b/c I have to pack again. Time flies** when you're drinking rum & packing.


• **I wouldn't know, I'm not packing. I mean, I'm not drinking rum. Time packs when you're flying rum! (J/K. Really not drinking. Or packing.)


• Okay, NOW I'm going to pack. For realsies.

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