"After a stylish night out, Lindsay Lohan greets a rush of young fans Thursday outside Bar Pitti in New York City's West Village"
I love that they describe her night out as "stylish", and I suspect that chose that particular adjective because she didn't end up in the gutter, flashing her lady parts to everybody walking down Bleeker Street. I also wonder if any of those kids could drink her under the table because from what I hear, her supposed sobriety has turned her into a real lightweight.
Friday, March 7, 2008
And then she challenged them all to a tequila shooter contest
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Lohan is almost as big of a train wreck as Brit at this point...sheesh!
Sounds like a stylish night out to me! What do you say we invite her to the HOJ for some tequilla and classy fun?
Look at all the little hopeful alcoholics hanging outside of bars before they are even old enough to pee on their own. What a great role model she is.
What a sad statement that all those little tykes have parents there encouraging them to ger her autograph.
I meant GET not GER
@Melissa: Did you hear that her MOTHER has a reality show coming out 'featuring' her little sister? We can all just predict that she'll be in rehab by the time she's 14, can't we?
@Alex: Not only have you described exactly what it's like on the daily at HOJ, but clearly you've seen me when I'm at the House of Blues (my favorite hang in Chicago)! It's all about being classy, let me tell you!
@Spammon: You've brought up a very good point. Maybe these little winos were looking to get inside for the free Happy Hour buffet, not to get an autograph. I'm just kidding, I've been to Bar Pitti. It's a nice place. No crappy happy hour food in sight. Which might explain why LiLo is on her way out the door.
@Jen: GER HER!!! YAR AND AHOY MATEY! Oh, I thought you were speaking pirate for a minute. "Now, get ya cheese and go to bed!"
Hee hee! This made me think of one of my favorite Linsay Lohan references. I love the episode of Will & Grace (which just re-ran) where Grace is marrying Taye Diggs-licious (talk about a man that can make your tummy feel funny like when you climb the rope in gym class!) to get him a green card and she gets all nauseated and dizzy and is later accused of passing out. She comes back with "oh please, I barely Lohan-ed."
You know, that really did sound funnier to me before I actually typed it out. Sorry.
And she was so cute in Parent Trap. ;-b
Whatthebbq does stylish when it's used in the same sentence as Lohan? I hate how they just liberally describe things! She could have been snorting coke off the toilet for all they know. Ooh, how stylish.
Hey. Hey! HEY! I resent the implication that flashing her baby factory is somehow NOT classy! Uh just why do you think she is famous anyway. It sure aunt for her acting skills!
I am firmly convinced that more flashing would make the world a happier less violent place.
I swear, I take a week off and there goes that brow getting all high again! ;)
All I can say is hallelujah she isn't blonde in this pic.
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