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Sunday, March 23, 2008

You know what the Easter Bunny is doing the other 364 days of the year? Kicking ass, that's what!

I worked at my mom's Hallmark store all through high school, so I was one of many employees who had to wear a rage-inducing Easter Bunny costume at least once a year. There was just something about all the hot, itchy fur topped off with the big, stupid bow tie that could make even the most affable personality unhinge slightly.

Having said that, you can understand why this video cracks me up:


The classic ice cream swipe and the ninja-like move in the elevator are my personal favorites.

13 comments:

kat said...

A raging Easter bunny as a "nutcracker" not bad :). I can only imagine how horrible it must have been to be stuck in a hot furry costume...The things you do for money :)

Melisa Wells said...

This is fun to watch even NOT on Easter. We spent about a week at the salon (6 months ago or so) watching it over and over and over and over and over and over!

Don't you wish you could have opened up a Can of Whoopass on some of those kids at the Hallmark store? hee hee

AutoSysGene said...

LOL! Who knew the Easter Bunny had a whole other life...sheesh!

House of Jules said...

@Kat: You got that right, sister!

@Mis: As it usually is with most things that set me off, it was never the CHILDREN who got under my skin, it was the obnoxious adults acting like children. One too many squeezes of my cottontail and I was ready to throw some furry elbows around!

@Melissa: It's always the seemilngly well-behaved ones you gotta wonder about!

NerdyRedneck Rob said...

I. LOVE. IT!

Thank you Jules for enlightening me with this little nugget of golden wisdom!

Anonymous said...

This brings back horrible memories of being my high school's mascot for a day.

And yet ... I can't seem to look away, lol.

Thanks for the laugh!

House of Jules said...

@Rob: So glad I could enlighten you! Now that Easter is over, you must be on the lookout...

@Moo: I gotta know what the mascot was, just so I can fully picture what kind of "thing" your likely rage was pulsing out of. I feel your pain, and am so glad you can relate. :)

xxxx said...

Ha ha ha ... I hope you had a good Easter! :)

AutoSysGene said...

Jules, I need your address, I have a purple blanket waiting for you. Maybe I'll even get it to you before it's 90 degrees outside ;)

The Fruitcake Lady said...

Oddly, someone had sent me this way back in the summer. I have to say that, because of the simplicity of the threat, my favorite is the smack-down of papers at the copier followed by the "you're next" point in the face. Perhaps b/c I used to do that to my sister? Ah, good times.

Anonymous said...

I do love it. I had to watch it twice. I also enjoyed the ice cream and the elevator, but I died when he showed up outside that chick's window. Good times.

Spammon said...

I'm going rabbit hunting in a couple weeks. I'll make sure he pays for all that ass kicking.

My favorite was the lady at the copier. Just a nice smack down on the paper and a finger point to the face.

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Love this!

Sending good vibes to your friend in AL!