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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Ain't Lookin' for nothing but a good time...and it don't get better than this, Part 2


This is going to be truly distasteful & offensive. I can't wait.

I hope you have your dollar bills ready to make it rain because in less than one hour VH1 is kicking off Rock of Love Season 2! This time around it looks like Bret's wig got upgraded and the ho-bag factor is going to be off the charts. It's so trashy, and all of my friends are going to be watching it right along with me. I love that.

If you missed my post on Rock of Love's first season, you have definitely missed out on some major scoopage; so please click here to read it. Last season, a group of us made a friendly little wager after the first episode to see if anyone could pick the one Bret would end up with, and I won a hefty stack of singles (which I plan to throw at my TV later tonight) because I pegged Jess in the first 20 minutes. Sure, they didn't stay together but c'mon, who really thought that Bret was going to find love on VH1? I don't think even Bret believes it, but it might make for some good song writing. Let's see, what rhymes with "I fell in love with a hooker"?

I spent too much money after that finale buying old Poison songs on iTunes because I only had their music on vinyl. I went so crazy that I even bought their cover of Justin Timberlake's Sexyback. Right after that my friends staged an intervention. By the way, in all-matters-glam-rock, my opinion cannot be trusted because I have a love-hate relationship with the genre. I mean, I definitely love their take on Sexyback, but I also hate that I love it. It's complicated. I do have quite a history with Poison, though, so I tend to give them a pass on any harsh remarks.

Not to threaten you with a good time, but you can listen to Bret & company's version of Sexyback for yourself and make up your own mind by clicking here. I highly recommend giving it a listen. Even if you hate it, you're going to love it.

Sorry to cut this short, but I have to get my hair all teased up and my clear platform heels on before the show starts. I'm bringing Sexyback, too, you know.

14 comments:

nurse doctor stacey said...

"But after all those penicillin shots, I don't even want to schtoop her?"

Don Mills Diva said...

I don't know if I can even take in the amount of cheese that will ooze from that show. And to think I used to think I would marry Brett Michaels back in the day (for real!)

Jules said...

@NDStacey: Words to live by! I forgot how much I loved it last season when he said, "HEY-OH!" Ed McMahon-style, which happily he brought back to life tonight. Also last season we started a drinking game. Every time Bret said, "Awesome" we had to take a drink.

@DonMillsDiva: It's not the oozing of cheese that worries me! (I'm still going to watch the whole season regardless... it's so bad that it's good.)

Stacey said...

P.S. Where's Jerardi when I need him? Those are some classic lyrics I came up with. ;)

Rob said...

Heh! I loved glam rock. Why? Because back then I could not afford the extra cable packages that included MTV so i never SAW any of them only I heard them on the radio. I was a total Def Leppard fan. (I think I can still sing Pyromania from memory) Only a decade later when I saw them in some "classic" videos was my sexual orientation threatened! OMG! I am not sure I would have been such a fan if I had actually seen them when I was younger! Ditto's for Poison, Ratt, and Twisted Sister! Dee Schneider was the ugliest chick I have ever seen! If I had seen him when I was younger my son might not have ever been born!

Jules said...

@Stacey: I don't know where Jerardi is when you 'needed' him, but I know where you WISH he was. Those lyrics ARE classic. Definite words to live by, as I wrote earlier. By the way, I think based on recent events that Jerardi might have to be February's "HUMP" of the month, if you know what I'm sayin'...because I'm dying to tell that story of the whole e-mailing thing. Javier can wait. Thoughts?

@Rob: Do you really count Def Lep in the glam rock genre? I was a HUGE fan of theirs, too; borderline obsessed. Rick Savage was my man, and not just because I was feeling his last name. That is so funny that you never knew what they all looked like, though. I was into all of the bands of that time period, and even subscribed to Circus magazine for about 5 years. What did you think of White Lion and Winger? That night I bought all those Poison tunes I also bought a few of Kip Winger's best, and it brought me back. Don't even get me started on Whitesnake. (This conversation could go on for days.) Lucky for your son that you had no idea that Twisted Sister was actually made up of Twisted Misters.

Jules said...

Lucky for your son that you had no idea that Twisted Sister was actually made up of Twisted Misters.

Or wait, vice versa. Or, I mean lucky for your son that you didn't know Twisted Sister dressed like sisters? Oh you know what I'm trying to say.

Melissa said...

OMG, you guys are really dating yourself. Though I did see Winger in concert with Kiss, I kid you not...sheesh!!

kristabella said...

Oh. My. Gawd! Love this show! I have the premiere taped in my DVR! Can’t wait to watch this trashtastic voyage!

I still say he should have just stayed with Heather. They were perfect for each other.

Spammon said...

Man, those days when men could have prettier hair than women are all but forgotten. I always thought Eric Carmen was top of the game when it came to the prettiest perm this side of the Mississippi.

Melek said...

i caught the last 1/2 hour of it. my BF was addicted last year, so we thought we'd check in again. man, those are some SKANKY HO'S!! did you see how many have lip injections? yikes. scary man-lookin women. should make for an interesting season.

Jules said...

@KJ: Why am I not surprised that we have the exact same feeling about Heather? I can't wait for her return this season so she can show those amateurs how to wear fringed leather and also? How to tell someone to "Shut the F Up", all while doing a very poor job of covering her "tatters". I love her, in the way that anyone could love something and be disgusted with themselves for loving it at the same time.

@Melek: I love that your BF was addicted to ROL. There was a shortage of lip filler in L.A. just before they shot the 2nd season, I heard, and clearly most of it went into that french chick. I think her name was Le Skank.

@Spammon: You're 2 for 2 when it comes to making me spit my beverage out as I read the comments on this here blog. Eric Carmen! He sure did have pretty hair, didn't he? It was his eyes that got me though.... they were hungry. So very hungry.

stacey said...

First - I absolutely agree with Jerardi as February's Hump Day. Can't wait to read it. Has he checked out the blog yet?
Second - Sister Christian. That's all I have to say.

Jules said...

Stacey: Is the question, "Has he checked out the blog" a double-entendre? Because if so....

As for Sister Christian: You're motorin'... what's your price for flight?