This will be a very proud moment for my parents!
I'm always interested in seeing the how people who don't know me personally make their way to my blog, so I have a meter listing that kind of information. I never imagined how many different ways people would find their way here, and recently one in particular stood out in the crowd begging for some attention.
The words highlighted are what someone in Cali (There is more bounce in California!) typed into a search engine before finding their way here:
"blog on male crotches"
The actual post their search led them to doesn't even have the words "male crotches" in it (though admittedly, and this will be no surprise to anyone, it does apply), so I'm not quite sure how that particular post was chosen by the search engine, unless the search engine is a subscriber to my RSS feed, and has a very good grasp of the underlying tone of this blog as a whole.
So, here it is, friends, the post you would otherwise (possibly) wonder about, the one that my newest California subscriber (whoever you are, I like you for your ability to cut to the chase of your search terminology!) must have found suitable for whatever purpose they had in mind:
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Lead-based paint good for something: killing irreverent humor, also "the mood".
Utah, I didn't know you had it in you! Who knew that you could have your mind in the gutter like the rest of the states? This makes me really like you, Utah; and you should definitely call me.
(If you have trouble playing the video, double-click on either "play" arrow)
The anchor on the left has the best unintentional innuendo ever: "There's nothing to see, nothing to see!" to which I'm sure the anchor on the right wants to say, "Oh hell yes, there is."
If newscasts were always this entertaining, maybe my generation would actually bother to watch on a nightly basis. You hear that, Katie Couric?
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Utah, I didn't know you had it in you! was originally posted on November 15th, 2007.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Men take note: Internet search engines have me figured out.
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12 comments:
LOVE your last Twitter update! Ha ha ha ha ...
People come to my blog looking for sex. Sadly, they don't find any. HA.
Muharhar. Jules, really. If I had known this blog had an underlying tone and I needed to read between the lines, I would have gotten much more out of it. All that porn and raunchy posts (Sorry Jules' mom and dad).
Thanks for the laugh. I love doing that as well. It is the oddest searches that bring people to your blog :) Have a great day.
It couldn't get any better than a good old crotch search.
Congratulations!
Wow, all I can say is wow!!
So I googled "blog on male crotches" and yours is 6th on the list. I also want to point out that since you just created a blog post on the topic, you should expect it to 'rise' (pun intended) to the number one spot.
Oh my goodness - after setting up my google analytics account and never checking it, I thought it best to have a look - people came to my site looking for 'hot balls in a tin'.
Oh. Dear.
Don't feel bad. I get an alarming number of hits from a google search for "recurring pimple on the gums". I've never had a recurring or non-recurring pimple on my gums nor do I remember writing anything about that. I've googled it and the only thing that comes up under my blog is a post I wrote about people finding my blog via that google search.
House Of Jules has an underlying tone?? Oh my...my innocent eyes must flee.
Someone once found me via a search for poo & pee. Of course they actually found something. You know I roll hardcore like that.
@Swishy: Thank yaw. I figured you could appreciate that!
@Kat: Ok, so maybe it's not quite an "underlying" tone....!
@Kris: You're so right, there's nothing like getting your crotch searched. Err, you know what I mean.
@Melissa: I read your blog and I know you have more to say on the subject of crotches than "wow". I mean, what? No "hot pants"?!
@Spammon: Leave it to you (and Rob, if he ever surfaces!) to do the research on my exact standings in the "blog on male crotches" list. This is why I love having you guys around so much....
@MeandThem: OMG, what could possibly beat "Hot balls in a tin"??? That might be the winner.
@ Sauntering: Wait a minute, "Recurring pimple on the gums" almost made me choke on air. This is becoming a support group! Thanks girls!
@Taj: I know, I admit that I should have written "OVERlying tone" or "OBVIOUS tone" or "ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL tone". I'm glad you & your innocent eyes are back from the pinkness! "Poo & pee"? WTF?
You know, this place is getting way too high brow for me! ;)
Rob
HAHAHAHHA, very funny Rob! Dude, I missed having you around. Welcome back and glad you aren't trapped in your sheets.
Oh man, my searches are so much worse. I think the weirdest is the people who are in love with their OB/GYN. Which I am not. Because she's a chick.
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