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Monday, January 28, 2008

In our circle, you have to ask a specific question to get a specific answer

In the midst of a phone call with a friend, discussing an upcoming and long-awaited hot date:

So, what are you wearing?

Right now or on Saturday night?

21 comments:

Kat said...

*ROFL* I so want to eavesdrop on your conversations *lol*.

Jen said...

Well, you didn't answer: What ARE you wearing (right now and on Saturday)??

Melissa said...

OMG! Did you think you were up for some phone sex? ;)

lizgwiz said...

Hee! That totally sounds like an exchange my BFF and I would have.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Shame and Humiliation. That's what I'm wearing.

Sauntering Soul said...

That is hysterical!

Deb Abramson said...

This reminds me of the time I was getting my hair cut in college and the stylist was chatting with me about school and with scissors poised a few inches up from my ends, he asked, "Do you like it here?" And I answered, "Here on my head? Or here in New Haven?" I was totally flummoxed.

I'm very literal minded.

Spammon said...

Typical female conversation...Here is the conversation 'hot date' had at about the same time:

friend: So what are you wearing?
hot date: What are you? gay?

Manic Mom said...

And in MY circle, we'd say, "You mean, under this?"

You crack me up!!!

Ree said...

and in my life? Date? What's that?

Kathryn said...

maybe it's an all purpose question covering both occurences.

Jules said...

@Kat: As soon as we figure out how to do a Podcast, you'll be the first one to know!

@Jen: What are you, gayelle?

@Melissa: It's always a possibility with the company I keep, trust me.

@lizgwiz: Those are the best kind of friends, aren't they?

@Cherry Ride: Thanks, it'll be easy to spot you now!

@Sauntering: I hope that thought helps you get through your day today, I know it's going to be a long one!

@Deb: So, which was the stylist talking about? Your hair or the town? Sometimes it's really hard to tell!

@Spammon: SO TRUE! I mean, hopefully. Otherwise, Houston, we might have a problem.

@Manic: Is that why you go around wearing a trench coat all of the time?

@Ree: You're married to Mr. Hot, and you wear those boots... how are you not having hot dates all of the time?

@Kathryn: You're so right about that!

chasing fireflies said...

always debatable amongst girlfriends!

Anonymous said...

Is Jen asking you or me what we're wearing? And btw it was a completely legitimate question from anyone who knows you.

Anonymous said...

The above anonymous is not, nor ever has been...ME.

(Let this be my disclaimer!)

Thank you...

Jules said...

Well, thank you, Anonymous #2, for straightening that out!

As for Anonymous #1, I think she was asking either of us. She should know better... and not only because the title was kind of INSTRUCTIONS, but also because she's in our freaking circle! As for your point on it being a legitimate question from anyone who knows me, I have to wonder, KNOWS ME HOW? ;)

anonymous #1 said...

In that case, Jen, rest assured that the girls will be noticeably displayed in all their glory, and despite the 4 inches of snow that's supposed to fall, the hooker boots will also make an appearance.

Jules said...

despite the 4" of snow... the hooker boots will also make an appearance

Yes, that's our motto... Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these hooker boots from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Oh, wait, that's the US Postal Service's motto, not ours! I keep getting US confused with THEM.

Also, I didn't realize you were going on a date with Richard Gere, and in that case "Call me when you're through, take care of you, Cinda-f'n-rella."

Also? You didn't answer my question.

Jen said...

Honey, as long as you got your hooker boots on, ain't nothin' gonna go wrong! Add a scarf and just watch the men flock to ya!

Tootsie Farklepants said...

Your friend? She isn't by any chance named "Tracey", is she? Because my friend by that name would have answered similarly. And by similarly I mean exactly.

Stacey said...

Why the hell didn't I come up with the screen name "Tootsie Farklepants"? I'm so jealous.