Jessica Simpson could show a lot of jazz with those hands.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Proof that the ability to HOLD your liquor is not in direct relation to the size of your mitts
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13 comments:
Don't you just love it? Though here it might only be the angle that is confusing our eyes. I do however get an enormous kick out of Photoshop Disasters
Whoa...I always wondered if she was part drag queen.
I believe they call those MAN HANDS! ;)
Finally! A woman that can understand how awesome it is to eat a Carl's jr. Six Dollar Burger with one hand. And STILL have a handful of fries in the other!
That's hysterical!
hahahahah
What I'm even more concerned with is Tony Romo's Miami Vice look.
Too funny!
And only slightly more alarming - is that a vial of her blood he's wearing? Oh, wait, wrong couple.
I've always suspected that there was something amiss in her DNA.
Also, it seems Roma is always tipping back the bottle these days. I suppose one has to be drunk to deal with her man hands and widdle baby voice.
I'd have to down a bottle of vodka just to say hello.
WHY DOES TONY ROMO KEEP GETTING CUTER??? I swear he is!
Ha! Nice spotting. I shudder to think of her eating lobster...
@Kat: I LOVE PS Disasters! I love catching stuff like that on ads, too. Good times!
@Christy: I think we've just discovered WHICH part of her is "drag queen".
@Melissa: They sure do!
@Spammon: I'm sure that was the first thing Tony thought of when they met!
@Classy&Fancy: I bet they were going to Tubb's Club, the newest, hottest, vice-iest hot spot in Miami.
@Stace: I'll take the crazy passion of Billy Bob and Angie any day over this hot mess.
@Taj: I blame Papa Joe for those hands. And the baby voice. Eww. I just grossed myself out.
@Swishy: Did you see the photos of the 2 of those crazy kids eating his bday cake with their hands the other day? There were also photos taken shortly thereafter of them with blue frosting all over their hands and faces because they kissed each other's faces off. In front of cameras. You need to get on that before she makes him marry her!
@Laura: I think she'd just crack everything right open without a problem. I would kinda LIKE to see her eating lobster. Of course, she'd probably wonder if it was chicken or tuna.
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