I'm pretty sure "Drank Too Much Wine" might be the best news caption ever. I am going to make shirts for a few of my friends with that exact same sentiment on it. Okay, I'll probably make one for myself, too, but only because I'm a good friend and don't want them to feel bad.
Click HERE to watch the news report, and hear Cindy's Susan's explanation. My favorite part is the kooky radio DJ, who apparently thinks that The Bradys are a real family and that Susan Olsen is still 6 years old. He's absolutely incredulous that Cindy Brady (Cindy! Brady!) could be hungover. With the shiftiest eyes since Felix the Cat, he demands to know, "What happened? I mean seriously Susan, what happened?"
I know some of you will need one of those t-shirts tomorrow. Better put your orders in with me now, so you won't have to spend all that time explaining yourself.
Friday, July 4, 2008
You know she has a Kitty Carryall flask
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I watched this on tmz this morning: ROFL! I felt sort of bad for her as she struggled to answer the DJ with as few words as possible, to keep her insides on the inside, where they belong. When she was talking about where she was headed that night and her kid yelled "watch her drink like a pig", I thought, "Ugh. That sounds like it could be problematic."
But the funniest part about this whole thing is that it's "Breaking News" on CNN. I mean, can you imagine going out, drinking too much, and have your hangover be considered "Breaking News" on CNN?
Leave Cindy alone! (I'm feeling a little Chris Crocker-ish)
BTW, I was yelling at CNN and the DJ, not you. :)
I want one of those shirts, but only if Cindy Brady's pic goes with the caption! Too funny
Haha hilarious. Pencil me in for one of these shirts ROFL.
Been there. I once puked from the after effects of having too much wine while on the phone with a customer.
ha! I never really liked Cindy... she was so whiny.
I think Spam could use one of those t-shirts!
I don't know if I liked CNN's caption more than yours. ahahahahha. Oh, wait. I'm sitting here snorting vodka out my nose. ;-)
Three things:
1) I am officially putting my t-short order in now.
2) I am also getting t-shirts with "I AM DRUMAK" made up for both of us.
3) I think "Drank Too Much Wine" will be going on my tombstone.
You must be referring to your other friends.
@SisMis: If I get a video in the mail of you crying and screaming about Cindy Brady (a'la Crocker), I'm going to have to stage an intervention. I'll call Greg Brady/Barry Williams in to lead it--I hear he's cheap these days.
@DadsHouseBlog: I wouldn't have it any other way!
@Kat: Were you drinking wine at work? Because that will explain so much about tech support calls I've tried to make.
@Linds: She WAS whiny-- and now she's WINE-Y.
@Hotfessional: Snorting vodka OUT of your nose is less alarming than if you'd said you were snorting it IN your nose.
@CherryRide: I love your "three things" comment style of late! 1) I am not surprised; 2) I can't WAIT; 3) This post originally had the title of, "I found the inscription for my gravestone", and so once again we're on the same wavelength. Love it.
@Stacey: Oh yes, you're SO right. I wasn't referring to you. YOU, my friend, are due a t-shirt with a tagline of a different kind. Don't tempt me to elaborate. ;)
Didn't she graduate to a life of porn after The Brady Bunch? The correct T-Shirt for her would say "Gobbled Too Much Nob".
best tagline ever. agreed.
Sign me up for a Drank Too Much Wine t-shirt! You are on to something!!!
OK, I love that on people.com today they totally just went with the "Cindy Brady gets sick on TV" headline. Ha ha.
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