You're not going to believe this, but I'm not a fan of male strip clubs (seriously, I'm really not); however, I was still shocked to see this story on CNN.com:
The bad news is that apparently the USDA has jurisdiction over beefcake. The good news is I won't need so many dollar bills at the next bachelorette party I attend!
Just kidding, I'm only having some fun with the headlines again. The real story about ACTUAL beef is HERE. I bet my version, had it been real, would have made some of you a little more outraged, though.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Brides-To-Be everywhere declare USDA "Bachelorette Party Enemy #1"
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I USED to be a vegetarian!
Combine this with the bang CD & well.....you know....
homina, homina, homina.....mama needs some recalled BEEFCAKE!
One word....YUM! ;)
HA HA HA HA!
ROFL, sometimes editing can be a real toughie :)
HEY! I'm not a fan of male strip clubs either! However, I do like beef, but I despise beefcake. BTW, this is a most awkward post for a man to comment about.
Once, through a horrible turn of events, I had to sit on the edge of the dance floor at a male strip club. Who knew I would not enjoy a half naked strange man squatting above my lap?
ACK!!! I say round up all beefcake and ship it off to Micronesia. I was nearly arrested, while sober mind you, at a Chippendale's review in a very scary "honky-tonk" if you will. I was dragged there, almost against my will, by friends that were driven to drunkenness and VERY bad behavior by the mostly naked and much too smooth and shiny males. It is no thanks to those friends that I narrowly escaped a fingerprinting. Banish them all!!!
OK< now I have a dry cleaning bill for YOU! (I just spit out my coffee)
Well, played chica!
@TexAAsGirl: You got THAT right!!! (Though I was never a vegetarian, not even for a minute!)
@Jen: Yeah, I mean, that beefcake should definitely "call" you over and over.
@Melissa: I like my meat without all that grease, but you know what? I can overlook it this time, especially since anything that is deemed bad for us always looks more attractive, right?
@Swishy: Thought you could appreciate!
@Kat: You have the right attitude! After all, life is hard, let's all just come to terms with it.
@Spammon: Strip steaks=YES. Strip clubs=Hell to the No. You impress me with your ability to use your keyboard even though you were probably covering your face, screaming, "MY EYES! MY EYES!" Great job, bub.
@Bev: I think we've all had a bad experience similar to yours. Thankfully I was in the chair *next* to the girl getting a "special" dance. Somehow he ended up in a handstand with his shins on her shoulders and the front of his thong in her face. THE HORROR! I was mere inches away, hiding behind the safety of my ever-clicking camera. Yes, there are photos. No, I won't subject you to them.
@Fruitcake Lady: I kinda feel bad for Micronesia but I wholeheartedly agree with you! Your first mistake was all that SOBRIETY at a Chippendale's show. By "fingerprinting" you mean....?
@CherryRide: I TOTALLY owed you one beverage spill. Now we're even! Let me know where to send the money. I hope it didn't wreck your Rhythm Nation outfit!
I just kept thinking about Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley trying out for the Chip n' Dales and it helped me through it.
@Spammon: See, and I would have pegged you for the type of guy who would have called on the power of Patrick Swayze's character in Roadhouse to get you through the tough times.
That's only when I'm thinking about ripping someone throat out. And then screaming something that makes no sense.
hahahaha!
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