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Monday, February 18, 2008

The crashing of the surf, like the beating of our hearts, drowned out the sounds of the paparazzi

It has been so cold here in Chicago that Jeremy decided to whisk me off to the beach. We both needed to shake off some of these wintertime blues! Even with the pesky paparazzi, it was a lovely getaway. You can tell in the photo on the right that I hardly had a concern in the world beyond making sure my legs got tan.


Pivs & I, soaking up the heat of the sun, which is different than the heat of our love only in that the sun eventually sets, taking it's heat with it. Our love is on, 24/7, baby.


I wouldn't have known anything about our uninvited guests had Jen not sent me the link! Thanks, Jen!

19 comments:

Melissa said...

Wow, your legs look great in that picture. I would have known you anywhere ;)

Swishy said...

There are like 10 funny things about this post, not the least of which are the labels. HA!

Kat said...

It looks as though the two of you had a lovely time relaxing. Darn Paparazzi. OMG, OMG your legs are famous!

Kat said...

I am so slow. Check your email :). My apologies but I am really slow LOL

Melisa said...

I was wondering why we hadn't heard from you in a couple of days...good for you for getting away! Did you send us a postcard?

Jen said...

Did you notice the slightest bit of buttcrack showing in the far right picture? I always knew you two were exhibitionists.

Jen said...

and by far right picture, I meant LEFT....haven't had enough coffee this morning!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Umm, is he doing the Downward DOg on you? Hot!

Spammon said...

How do you handle the paparazzi following you two around all the time? I'm glad the yoga was clarified, because I was trying to figure out if he was just smelling his armpit or perhaps looking for your contact lens.

chasing fireflies said...

wow what a great tan your are developing!

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, but how can 'pizzerias' be pesky? Was that a code for getting free pizzas delivered to you and him on a beach?

It must have been very, very, hot on the beach huh? Is that why that hottie is bending over putting his head between his knees so he wouldn't pass out? Or...was he throwing up from the bad pizza the pesky 'pizzerias' delivered to you two on the beach? Or...did he have to throw up because the 'pizzeria' there were too pesky?? Or....was trying hide his face and just have his butt kissed by the pesky 'pizzerias'?

I read the Exquirer and I want to know!

Jules said...

@Melissa: You're so sweet! My legs thank you!

@Swishy: What's even funnier is clicking on the labels to see what other posts fell into those categories...

@Kat: We had a fabulous time, thank you! Though there was no strawberry jam in sight...! I got your e-mail, thanks so much, that is exactly what I was hoping for!

@SistaMis-ta: There was no time for postcards, trust me. In between all the downward-dogging and the 1-leg bridge posing, you should just consider this post your post-card!

@Jens: Are you asking me if I noticed his buttcrack? Honey, you know I noticed. I make him wear his board shorts like that for my enjoyment.

@Cherry Ride: You bet your ass he is. Hot is right! It's how we keep our love alive. That, and also all of the "let's hug it out, bitch", which happens afterwards. ;)

@Spammon: Well, that particular day we didn't even know they were there, so we just go about our business. It's only difficult when we're trying to enjoy a walk by the lake or just have some quiet time in Los Angeles. We're pretty much down to earth, though... so it's not so bad. And, yes, you are right on both counts-- he was smelling his armpit and THEN looking for my contact lens. You're so intuitive! Nobody else would have ever guessed that!

@Kris: I'm ghostly-white, but you know, I blame it on the Chicago winter! Besides, I tend to burn anyway. It was just nice to be warm for awhile.

@Anonymous: Uh....... what?

Melisa said...

You know who that "Anonymous" comment is from, right?

Ree said...

And, look, he's bowing down to your beauty! Awesome.

Spammon said...

Well I know this because that's how I smell my armpits in the morning and look for contact lenses.It's a commonly known position for this type of thing.

Jules said...

@SisMelis: Yes, of course I do. I was just too exhausted by the whole pizzaria thing to call said person out. ;)

@Ree: Well, doesn't Mr. Hot do the same thing?

@Spammon: Ahhh, so you recognized the position. I see. It is a really sensible way to get both of those tasks done, that's for sure.

Jen said...

I never knew JP was such a multi-tasker. Hope he saves that for smelling armpits and finding contact lenses ONLY.

Jules said...

@Jen: He's a busy man. I'd rather he combine things like that to speed up the process rather than other things, which you can (and did!) agree with me on.

texAAsgirl said...

That guy looks strangely familiar - oh yeah....just like the lawyer who was in TX on business! You guys didn't waste any time...