Tastes like Pompous Blowhard™?

With the success of Donald Trump™'s House of Wings®™, I wasn't surprised to see a new Trump™ product on the cover of the latest Sharper Image catalog.

Donald Trump™ on Donald Trump's House of Wings™: "The most important thing I've ever done in my life."

Introducing Trump™ Steaks, presumably made from Trump™ cows!

Donald Trump™ on Trump's Cows™: "Cows with the best looking comb-overs I've ever seen in my life."


Putting the "rump" in "Trump™"

Go get yourself a bottle of Trump™ Vodka to go with that Trump™ Steak, and I'd say you have an evening that Trumps™ all the rest!