Putting the "AIR" in CARE. Uh, or the A(i)RE in CA(i)RE or the, oh hell, just Save the Cookie

Help save Janet's job (and stock options!) by clicking here and signing the petition to Save the Cookie! If you know how to type your name and hit the enter key, this will take you less than a minute to do from click to finish. Not only are you helping other people, but it's probably one of the only free things you're going to do today.

(I signed the petition even though Janet has never once, on the ground or in the air, baked me any cookies. They should really think about putting an oven near the supervisor desk.)