Because spending more than $1 for a reputable product elsewhere wasn't a priority. Besides, this is where they bought the condoms.

Overheard by a remote "House of Jules" correspondent while paying the cashier for disposable foil roasting pans in one of those ".99 cents" type-of-stores. Please note that "Random shopper" is not a code name for me. I wasn't even there when this happened, but oh, how I wish I was.

Random shopper: (oblivious to the people waiting in line, says to cashier) Do you sell pregnancy tests here?

Cashier: You know you're in "The Dollar Store", right?

This is what you find when you search Google images using "Pregnancy Test Dollar Store" as keywords. Good stuff!