Maybe it's been too long since a man has sincerely sung my praises or maybe I just got the compliment of a lifetime. Either way, this made me grin for DAYS.
Phone rings. Recognize incoming number. I've been expecting this call and couldn't wait to answer.
ME: Hi!
HIM: "I'm thinking of taking on a mistress, and you're #1 on my list."
He has extraordinary taste in women (his wife & I are very close, long-time friends)-- so I do not take this honor lightly...
Will continue mid-week when I have more time to tell you the whole story. C'mon, you knew there HAD to be a story.
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