Lionel Richie wrote a song about occasions like this: Today is my boo Will's birthday!
Please read my previous birthday post to him HERE so you can get a feel for his awesomeness! It'll open in another window so you can come right back to this afterward. Seriously, go read it. DO IT.
He's great, right? Of course he is. The guy TOTALLY gets me & I couldn't adore him more.
Last weekend I went to another friend's wedding and put up a Facebook status letting everyone know what I was up to at the reception. There were a handful of funny responses, but his got right to the heart of the matter:
My status update on one of the greatest songs* of all time, and Will's response.
Love him! I know he would've been right there with me, heckling the band. The two of us could've wrestled the microphone away from the singer & performed the song as a duet. We could easily entertain a crowd. How many times can bands play, "From This Moment"? C'mon, wedding bands! Spice that shit up and take some unorthodox requests.
Back to Will: He's currently in D.C. getting his education on (now I'm just typing stuff in to crack MYSELF up), and you can read my post about that HERE. Don't miss it because your life will get exponentially better after seeing the picture of him ON A DING DONG, also known as my favorite photo OF ALL TIME! No joke. Click to read now & thank me later.
Now that you know enough about him to fully enjoy the rest of this post--and there will be a test at the end so don't cheat or everyone will know--I'll bring you up to a couple of months ago, when I wanted to sent him a surprise package full of things to help him survive all that studying** he's doing at the library.
I bought a bunch of small items, including:
- Highlighters
- Post-It notes
- Fun writing pens
- Notation clips for his textbooks
- Mini Chicago playing cards
- Snacks (nutsnacks, etc... HA!)
- Lots of candy
- Little plastic toys like whistles & kazoos
- Magnets (1 from a roadtrip to Tennessee and one with a skull & banner that says, "A Pirate's Life" just because whenever I thought about it being on his fridge, I'd literally laugh out loud)
- Party poppers (those bottle-popping confetti things)
- A shot glass
- Assorted mini-liquor bottles
- Tylenol
It was so much fun putting this together for him, and he loved it. He was even going to keep the donkey around & give it a name. Now, THAT'S love.
*Unskinny Bop's totally-appropriate-for-a-wedding-reception video & lyrics:
My favorite line: "Like gasoline you wanna pump me". Pure poetry, baby.
Unskinny Bop by Poison
What's got you so jumpy? Why can't you sit still, yeah?
Like gasoline you wanna pump me
And leave me when you get your fill, yeah
Every time I touch you honey you get hot
I want to make love you never stop
Come up for air you push me to the floor
What's been going on in that head of yours?
(chorus)
Unskinny bop, just blows me away
Unskinny bop bop. All night and day
Unskinny bop bop bop bop, She just loves to play
Unskinny bop , nothin' more to say
You look at me so funny
Love bite go you acting oh so strange
You got too many bees in your honey
Am I just another word in your page, yeah, yeah
(chorus)
You're sayin' my love won't do ya, but that ain't love written on your face
Well honey I can see right through ya
We'll see whose ridin' who at the end of the race
What's right? What's wrong? What's left?
What the hell is going on?
**Not a euphemism, but it totally should be
3 comments:
Happy Birthday to your friend. Looks like fun.
This post beats your other post about me! I have photos of me with Carmen (that's her name - the pinata) that I have to ship to you. You and Carmen saved my life (it was finals week, after all).
When I'm back in Chicago in August we are going out. Smiths Night at Danny's or elsewhere!
Love you, toots!
Um . . . Make sure I send you my address for when my b-day rolls around, m'kay??? ;)
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