Read this to the tune of Jay-Z's 99 Problems

If you're havin' blog problems i feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems* but a blog ain't one.

—Jules-Z

*I don't actually have 99 problems, but I do have about 99 things to blog about and will be back to it very soon. Maybe even later today!

In the meantime, and having nothing whatsoever to do with Jay-Z...

My sister has found a way to get our dad to write down some of his legendary hijinks.

Over 50 years later and he still cries from laughing every time he re-tells this first gem. Being a little sister, I can particularly relate to the sweet, fist-pumping-in-the-air kind of karmic victory he must've felt over his big sister the morning that this happened:

The Best Tuna Fish Sandwich That Ever Was

After you read it, I think we'll agree that my dad is the man.

Love you Dad, and love you Missy for getting him to start writing this stuff down already!