tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post836250449501534158..comments2023-07-04T09:58:09.814-05:00Comments on House of Jules: The second most overused phrase in all our years of friendship: "How did we even get ON this subject?". You don't want to know what the first one is.House of Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-34068419566064822492008-01-30T06:39:00.000-06:002008-01-30T06:39:00.000-06:00@Rob & Spammon: Thanks, men! BTW, the recipe for c...@Rob & Spammon: Thanks, men! <BR/>BTW, the recipe for chocolate salty balls is right there, maybe you could whip up a batch? I'll be over here with Alec Baldwin making some of his famous <A HREF="http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=148999&fr" REL="nofollow">Schweddy Balls</A>, .House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-24059828512264753002008-01-29T08:43:00.000-06:002008-01-29T08:43:00.000-06:00Grapenuts! Pure genius! Now if we could only find ...Grapenuts! Pure genius! Now if we could only find some of <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Salty_Balls" REL="nofollow">Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls</A> we'd have a killer candy dish.Spammonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02251667425537434312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-35930264254678196962008-01-28T22:07:00.000-06:002008-01-28T22:07:00.000-06:00you'd be eating the more appropriate Grapenuts™.I ...<I>you'd be eating the more appropriate Grapenuts™.</I><BR/><BR/>I stand so humbled in the shadow of your greatness!NerdyRedneck Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08197976874612713015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-89493093463438863342008-01-28T21:56:00.000-06:002008-01-28T21:56:00.000-06:00SPAMMOM (as you were accidentally referred to over...SPAM<B>MOM</B> (as you were accidentally referred to over at Melissa's; which cracked me up for probably longer than it really should have): I thought he came to the conclusion that they were animal COOKIES, not crackers because he didn't see a need for cheese, which is ironic b/c that is the one of the cheesiest movie scenes ever; though I know you must love that movie b/c Buscemi is in it and he's a <I>F'n genius</I>. I wouldn't trust the spelling or grammar over at Urban Dictionary, so you could very well be correct on the spelling. I am sorry to say that I missed that particular episode of Jackass, which means that I have seen all but that one. I never thought of the Saco as a cereal bowl, but am disappointed that you didn't specify you'd be eating the more appropriate Grapenuts™.House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-42793616510170382252008-01-28T10:37:00.000-06:002008-01-28T10:37:00.000-06:00You can forget about duct tape with Affleck and ju...You can forget about duct tape with Affleck and just use animal crackers. It seems to be his weakness.<BR/><BR/>I always thought it was spelled "gooch". They must have added the french flavor to it (no pun intended). Did you not see the jackass when Knoxville put the electric shock stimulator on his gouche?<BR/><BR/>And figuring that the El Saco De Toro Loco is water tight, I would probably use it to eat my frosted flakes.Spammonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02251667425537434312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-24019407253757462502008-01-28T00:23:00.000-06:002008-01-28T00:23:00.000-06:00@Sauntering: I LOVE THAT STORY! Between this one a...@Sauntering: I LOVE THAT STORY! Between this one and the Xavier Roberts one.... we're practically living parallel lives. :)House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-58984274951095993422008-01-27T16:42:00.000-06:002008-01-27T16:42:00.000-06:00Confession: the only concert I ever camped out to...Confession: the only concert I ever camped out to get tickets for was Rick Springfield back in the early 80's. We managed to get 5th row seats and it was totally worth sleeping on a cold sidewalk to get them.Sauntering Soulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14828034063817184110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-45244690532729665812008-01-27T15:12:00.000-06:002008-01-27T15:12:00.000-06:00@Taj: You're right, it's another proud moment for ...@Taj: You're right, it's another proud moment for me!<BR/><BR/>@Rob: I believe the question you bemoan is, "Why is that that the good ones are always <B>Gayelle</B> or married?"! Also, I just e-mailed you what could be the blanket of your dreams, which has nothing whatsoever to do with this particular post.House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-77766082115884138522008-01-27T12:54:00.000-06:002008-01-27T12:54:00.000-06:00she's usually sitting on the John Deere lawn tract...<I> she's usually sitting on the John Deere lawn tractor in their garage, beer-in-hand</I><BR/><BR/>My heart is all flutter! (well something else actually but for now lets stick with heart) Why, <B>WHY</B> is it that the good ones are always gay or married!NerdyRedneck Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08197976874612713015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-21842867782690696702008-01-26T14:47:00.000-06:002008-01-26T14:47:00.000-06:00I totally knew what crymax was. I think anyone who...I totally knew what crymax was. I think anyone who has ever experienced it knows what that is! It's right up there with "the little death" for me.<BR/><BR/>I did google it just now to see if others use it in the same way and you will be proud to know that you come up third right after the Urban Dictionary!Tajhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09803414511387289894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-39689432435549830872008-01-26T03:56:00.000-06:002008-01-26T03:56:00.000-06:00PS- did you look up my favorite Urban dictionary d...PS- did you look up my favorite Urban dictionary definition: "crymax"?House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-2192450905751564932008-01-26T03:49:00.000-06:002008-01-26T03:49:00.000-06:00@Jen/Anastasia: I was working on it all day, too! ...@Jen/Anastasia: I was working on it all day, too! I look forward to your call alerting me that your Saco de Toro has arrived, and will assume that you'll be phoning from INSIDE OF IT. Oh yay, I can't wait for my birthday now! We'll be in Key West AND I'll be carrying around my very own Saco. All the drag queens will follow me around Duval Street like heifers in heat. <BR/><BR/>@LA Blogger Gal: I am so glad you weighed in on Rick Springfield live, because I have seen him twice & couldn't agree more. He may have gone one too far with the botox (or surgery, not sure which) but he still has it in him to shake the rafters, in that 80's way. He's no Saco de Toro, though. <BR/><BR/>@Stac"ey": We will have to do that but honestly, I don't think MY bladder could handle it either. If we got my future baby-daddy on the phone at the same time, too, well... it would just be all over. I would have to stop 10 minutes in just to re-hydrate. Don't you worry for one second about the latino firefighters across the globe, I will dry every single one of their tears. While riding a cowboy, if need be. Gouche IS a word Jack & Karen would use in a sentence when talking about Rick Springfield's <I>secret places</I>. <BR/><BR/>@Taj: Funny story about that "T" word. I was visiting really good friends (a married couple I go way back with) last month; and I said to the husband on my way out the door, <B>"Just so you know, whenever I hear the word 'taint', I think of you."</B> Which clearly did not come out how I meant it. Luckily, all of my friends have the same sense of humor. He knew that I think of him whenever I hear it because he actually uses that word in (very funny) conversation more than anyone in the history of the world, and I love that because it makes me laugh every. single. time. <B>So, he was flattered, which makes him, as Bret Michaels would say, "AWESOME".</B>House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-47356895161131301062008-01-26T01:04:00.000-06:002008-01-26T01:04:00.000-06:00I had to go look up gouche! To think I've been cal...I had to go look up gouche! To think I've been calling it a "taint" for years! Which by the way is also a valid description of it in the Urban Dictionary.<BR/><BR/>I giggled my way through this entire post and then nodded my head in agreement at Stacey's Jack and Karen comment. <BR/><BR/>So much better than my doody bubble conversation...Tajhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09803414511387289894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-19145441343717801462008-01-25T23:18:00.000-06:002008-01-25T23:18:00.000-06:00Why don't you two menage-a-twodd me when you do th...Why don't you two menage-a-twodd me when you do these things? Wait, I don't know if my bladder can handle it. Are you riding cowboys now? I think I hear the weeping of all the latino firefighters across the land . . .<BR/>Saw the Anastasia episode the other day and thought of you! Gouche is totally a word Jack and Karen would use - probably as they were discussing Rick Springfield's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-7395196351366676412008-01-25T20:15:00.000-06:002008-01-25T20:15:00.000-06:00For the record, Rick Springfield puts on an awesom...For the record, Rick Springfield puts on an awesome show. You can bring in cameras and he will go out into the audience (or at least he did a couple years back). That said, the concert was a birthday present for a friend and I doubt I'd ever have gone for myself.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy your new Saco de Toro...it's just so sexy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-2183748159788043382008-01-25T19:47:00.000-06:002008-01-25T19:47:00.000-06:00I've been waiting all day to see this very accurat...I've been waiting all day to see this very accurate description of our crazy call last night! As soon as my Saco de Toro arrives, I'm calling you! I know what someone's getting for her birthday!!! We'll have matching purses!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473094658581953255noreply@blogger.com