tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post6618770494037385375..comments2023-07-04T09:58:09.814-05:00Comments on House of Jules: Putting the Hump in Humpday: Bacon FTW*!House of Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-53185696924500639142008-11-21T06:23:00.000-06:002008-11-21T06:23:00.000-06:00You can correct me anytime; I don't have a problem...You can correct me anytime; I don't have a problem with being wrong. Either way, it is quite hysterical. I forgot about the snack cake part. She is so funny.Melisa Wellshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14252498482861679154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-16215332084096271392008-11-20T19:15:00.000-06:002008-11-20T19:15:00.000-06:00Ooops! @Melissa: I forgot to mention that there's ...Ooops! @Melissa: I forgot to mention that there's NO WAY I'd make a play for him. Nice guy, not my type.<BR/><BR/>Ok, now I'm REALLY DONE WITH THIS!House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-59421052940257210942008-11-20T19:14:00.000-06:002008-11-20T19:14:00.000-06:00@SisMis: Sorry to correct you but Amy Sedaris sign...@SisMis: Sorry to correct you but Amy Sedaris signed her photo with, <I>"I like the pole AND the hole"</I>, which is even funnier. She also wrote, <I>"I'm as moist as a snack cake down there"</I> which is the one that nearly made me cry from laughing. The Magic is in the Hole is a totally wasted slogan because it's implicit. Of COURSE the magic is in the hole. Why else would everyone be trying to get all up in there? I'm talking about Voodoo doughnut holes, you know that, right? Heh heh.<BR/><BR/>@Spammon: Perhaps he is. The cat isn't a very good wingman because if I'm trying to get to my door (or get OUT my door, for that matter!), he blocks the way and it's irritating. Also, there's the scare factor. I'm definitely not in a romantic mood when you frighten the shit out of me as I open my front door. As for the breath mints, uuummmm, I'll pass, but if you make that ice cream I definitely want a full report!!! The nutsnack review is going up tomorrow (Friday) for sure for sure for sure. Psyched.<BR/><BR/>@Stacey: Cat as wingman was so in Top Gun. Oh, wait, that was Val Kilmer as Ice. He should have been called "Cat" though, because he would have been more than welcome to sleep on top of me and suck my soul out from my face. Like that cat that tried to kill me, I mean... but sexier.<BR/><BR/>@KJ: Bacon should have a huge head. He's got all the goods to back it up!<BR/><BR/>@Hotfessional: Whhhaaat? How have you never met Bacon? This is not right. I love 24's shirt BTW. Priceless.<BR/><BR/>@Jen: Read what I wrote to my sister about the implicitness of the magic hole. Don't get me wrong, I'm a 12 year old Beavis, too...but still.<BR/><BR/>@Rob: HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh boy, I missed you! From now on, I'll be referring to you as "425", but in a good way.<BR/><BR/>@Stacey (again): ALL MEN, sista! So funny you wrote "What a country", b/c that is EXACTLY what I thought this morning when I got my first "splash guard" (mine gott, that sounds like a sexual thing, doesn't it?!) at Starbuck's. Read today's post to see what I'm talking about... but I seriously heard Yakov Smirnoff's voice in my head saying, <I>"America! What a country!"</I> Oh, and PAH-LEEZE. The shit twice & die is from 16 candles. Give me something challenging next time, you know I could do a one-woman show of that entire script since I know it by heart.<BR/><BR/> <B>I'M DONE WITH THIS!</B>House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-91339508205873856512008-11-20T18:51:00.000-06:002008-11-20T18:51:00.000-06:00Mine gott (totally going on my list of new favorit...Mine gott (totally going on my list of new favorite things to say)!! I just assumed that everyone knew The Magic was in The Hole. I mean, we are women after all. Hey-OHHHH! What a country. (P.S. I'm crying after reading Rob's post. God Bless the cold weather.)<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I second the idea of Jules coming onto Creepy Neighbor dude. He'd shit twice, then die. (Quick, Jules, what's that from?) :)Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01264717093776531864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-4473586485906856192008-11-20T17:19:00.000-06:002008-11-20T17:19:00.000-06:00Ok ok ok! I get it! I'll stop hanging around with ...Ok ok ok! I get it! I'll stop hanging around with my cat! Jeez!<BR/><BR/>Mine gott what a country this is when a man can't put his hairy pussy on a leash and hang out in front of women's apartments without getting tagged as a 425 on the creepy scale. <BR/><BR/>I mean here you are guys on here routinely talking about dysons and vibrating robots and licking bowling balls and magic holes and shit but *I* am the creepy one- Yeah! <BR/><BR/>I mean if I was a peeper or some kind of mail stalker then I would never know about Mz. Julies "I'm blogging this!" panties that she bought from Thinkgeek.com last winter now would I? <BR/><BR/>Wait a minute that did not sound right- how do I edit this?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-69379688229700833952008-11-20T15:13:00.000-06:002008-11-20T15:13:00.000-06:00Jen, I share your disappointment! Really, there is...Jen, I share your disappointment! Really, there is a whole cast of commenters that passed that one up...<BR/><BR/>I'm giggling with ya!<BR/><BR/>P.S. Reminds me of when I sent a letter to Amy Sedaris asking her to send Jules b-day greetings on her 30th...among several other items she sent in a big envelope, she signed a photo of herself in character as Jerri Blank from "Strangers with Candy":<BR/><BR/><I>"Happy Birthday Jules! I like the pole in the hole."</I>Melisa Wellshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14252498482861679154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-64321540082230877852008-11-19T23:16:00.000-06:002008-11-19T23:16:00.000-06:00@Stacey: I am seriously, seriously disappointed t...@Stacey: I am seriously, seriously disappointed that you let Melisa's quote, "The Magic is in the Hole" get by without at least a little giggle. I'm having a HUGE Beavis moment over it myself! Yes, I'm 12!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473094658581953255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-23908446683593704492008-11-19T16:08:00.000-06:002008-11-19T16:08:00.000-06:00I've never met Bacon, but a certain 24 year old wh...I've never met Bacon, but a certain 24 year old who lives in my basement has "WWUD" - that is What Would a Unicorn Do?TSintheChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921083603967329926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-1746307004882494162008-11-19T13:18:00.000-06:002008-11-19T13:18:00.000-06:00Bacon is going to get a huge head from all of this...Bacon is going to get a huge head from all of this.Kristabellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03562696078418955398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-1182005153175048712008-11-19T13:03:00.000-06:002008-11-19T13:03:00.000-06:00LOL Melisa, you forgot Good Day, Sir!Jules, I love...LOL Melisa, you forgot Good Day, Sir!<BR/><BR/>Jules, I love getting my daily dose of bacon on your site! And your neighbor? Seriously, creepy!!<BR/><BR/>Maybe you should try coming onto him and see what he does...AutoSysGenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01182101665968215991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-28157717995781682062008-11-19T11:33:00.000-06:002008-11-19T11:33:00.000-06:00Cat as a wingman. You'd never see that in Top Gun...Cat as a wingman. You'd never see that in Top Gun. Poor Bastard.<BR/><BR/>You should rent a dog. A large, loud dog for a couple of weeks and see if it cures their stalkerness.Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01264717093776531864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-11235634685308037432008-11-19T10:01:00.000-06:002008-11-19T10:01:00.000-06:00Perhaps your neighbor is a cat man. It's normally ...Perhaps your neighbor is a cat man. It's normally reserved for lonely widows, but it sounds like he is using the cat as his wingman.<BR/><BR/>I believe what you need is some <A HREF="http://www.merch-bot.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1512" REL="nofollow">Uncle Oinkers Bacon Mints</A><BR/><BR/>Also, I saw this Bacon Ice Cream on Bizarre Foods with Any Zimmern. I gotta say, it looks pretty dang good! I'm going to give it a whirl and perhaps treat you to a review.Spammonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02251667425537434312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-91780790922954627732008-11-19T06:03:00.000-06:002008-11-19T06:03:00.000-06:00I will totally vouch for the fact that Jules' neig...I will totally vouch for the fact that Jules' neighbor AND the cat are extremely creepy: like, on a scale of 1 to 10 they are, if I were to be conservative, a 425.<BR/><BR/>And by the way, I read about this in a magazine that I got a few days ago and actually thought of Kristabella, whose blog I have stopped by on occasion; I'm feeling lazy this morning and will leave the link here since I'm sure she'll stop by to make sure that Bacon was indeed properly represented: there is a Maple Bacon Doughnut at a place called Voodoo Doughnuts. (Where, by the way, the motto is "The Magic is in the Hole.") <BR/><BR/>http://voodoodoughnut.com/<BR/><BR/>You're welcome.<BR/><BR/>I'm done with this!Melisa Wellshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14252498482861679154noreply@blogger.com