tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post3453063109057729925..comments2023-07-04T09:58:09.814-05:00Comments on House of Jules: Now with twice the music, twice the entendreHouse of Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-86966349288590137112008-02-22T08:43:00.000-06:002008-02-22T08:43:00.000-06:00@Rob: Besides it being extremely poetic, that part...@Rob: Besides it being extremely poetic, that particular line is also stellar advice! I love a song with an educational theme (and I seriously have had it in my head for DAYS now!) ;)House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-58005902103187220572008-02-21T21:54:00.000-06:002008-02-21T21:54:00.000-06:00Hey Jules, I think we can all agree that "I thin...Hey Jules, I think we can all agree that <I> "I think your ass looks delicious"</I> is a classy pick up line but the audacity of <I> "If you cared about that vagina of yours you not leave it in the hands of an amateur"</I> is pure poetry. Majestic and awe inspiring, it makes me want to be a better man!NerdyRedneck Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08197976874612713015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-47999591943166393702008-02-18T18:48:00.000-06:002008-02-18T18:48:00.000-06:00Let the FUN begin....Let the FUN begin....texAAsgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06182598314207269232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-84622432707212102602008-02-18T18:32:00.000-06:002008-02-18T18:32:00.000-06:00@TexAAsgirl: Maybe once he realizes that it would ...@TexAAsgirl: Maybe once he realizes that it would be a foursome... ;)House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-60700068024171449372008-02-18T18:30:00.000-06:002008-02-18T18:30:00.000-06:00JKB - We know your sitting back and enjoying the r...JKB - We know your sitting back and enjoying the ride<BR/><BR/>If you don't chime in, how do you ever expect to have a 3-some at a pancake house at 3am??!!texAAsgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06182598314207269232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-70341199109664519162008-02-17T17:28:00.000-06:002008-02-17T17:28:00.000-06:00Catherine: SOME people *cough* ME *cough* might ar...Catherine: SOME people <I>*cough* ME *cough*</I> might argue that <B>not enough</B> goes on at my house since I had the time to put together a 30-song mix. However, that's precisely the purpose of such a CD.... to inspire & motivate. Can I get an AMEN?! hee heeHouse of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-9184361627273022592008-02-17T14:50:00.000-06:002008-02-17T14:50:00.000-06:0030 songs? Good god woman, what goes on at your hou...30 songs? Good god woman, what goes on at your house?Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10092725913936772008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-31704395517997057422008-02-17T13:44:00.000-06:002008-02-17T13:44:00.000-06:00@TexAAsGirl: Oh lordy, I knew you'd join us sooner...@TexAAsGirl: Oh lordy, I knew you'd join us sooner or later... your list of J's must-haves is so spot on, with the exception of alcohol. I don't think you listed it enough. Also? A cell phone so she can drunk dial me with the news that she's met my next potential boyfriend who for some reason each time has been a man on business in TX. The fact that this has happened a handful of times kills me. Apparently, everyone has business in Texas, and somehow JC gives them my information. OH, and there was that guy on a flight with her one time. She's my own personal pimp. Luckily she's never asked for 10% off the top.<BR/><BR/>@Jen: You knew like I knew that TexAAsGirl wouldn't lurk in the shadows for very long. I hope this encourages more people to pipe up in the comments.... the more the merrier. This includes you, Chicago Lawyer. ;)House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-7439268620258967542008-02-17T13:36:00.000-06:002008-02-17T13:36:00.000-06:00Oh our witty ways have drawn another poor soul to ...Oh our witty ways have drawn another poor soul to the comments section! Welcome Texas Girl and yes, I will have some alcohol with my BANG CD!!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473094658581953255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-66732306960505270292008-02-17T09:13:00.000-06:002008-02-17T09:13:00.000-06:00MISS jenny - we're your friends, so we know waaaaa...MISS jenny - we're your friends, so we know waaaaaaaaay better - <BR/><BR/>Jen's list of must-haves:<BR/>1. a magic shirt<BR/>2. alcohol<BR/>3. shiney thing<BR/>4. alcohol<BR/>5. plenty of energizers<BR/>6. alcohol<BR/>7. group of your closest friends<BR/>8. alcohol<BR/>9. cowboys, drag queens, men with 'perfect noses', or a guy traveling to TX on business<BR/>10. oh, did I say alcohol??<BR/><BR/>Follow the yellow brick road - you'll eventually reach Oz!texAAsgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06182598314207269232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-10043057791083486872008-02-15T16:56:00.000-06:002008-02-15T16:56:00.000-06:00@Fruitcake Lady: I kiss everyone's mama with this ...@Fruitcake Lady: I kiss everyone's mama with this blog! The beauty of a BANG cd is that there is no need for anything obligatory by nature. Obligations just seem to fall away when this baby is pulsing out yo' speakers. AMEN. When I think of PM Dawn, it's all I can do to avoid shedding a tear because of all those insanely tight braids on the big dude and all the shiny clothes. <BR/><BR/>@Jen: No, no, no.... the batteries are not for the CD player, but for the <B>"Boom-Boom-Boom Box"</B> which is not the same thing. Don't make me draw you a schematic.House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-8791431712984840432008-02-15T16:47:00.000-06:002008-02-15T16:47:00.000-06:00Stacey, yes the batteries are for the CD player (y...Stacey, yes the batteries are for the CD player (you just keep telling yourself that)!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473094658581953255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-91912342872927325832008-02-15T15:23:00.000-06:002008-02-15T15:23:00.000-06:00Do you kiss your mama with that blog?!? Mine virgi...Do you kiss your mama with that blog?!? Mine virgin eyes have never read such things!<BR/><BR/>P.S.-You left out the obligatory Al Green and some fine PM Dawn selections. Not that I know of such things.....The Fruitcake Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15850773166472537227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-40505020644440729152008-02-15T12:51:00.000-06:002008-02-15T12:51:00.000-06:00@Jen: Too bad the "repeat" function doesn't work o...@Jen: Too bad the "repeat" function doesn't work on everything, if you know what I'm sayin' and I think you do. The good news is that I already had a battery pack ready to ship off to you in time for V-day. Sorry it's late. Good thing you have <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2lj548" REL="nofollow">Bullie</A> to keep you company!<BR/><BR/>@Melissa: I wondered why the cashier was giving me such a funny look when I bought their entire battery section and asked her for a gift receipt. I don't think she believed me.<BR/><BR/>@Tootsie: I know, right?!?! I think some people dismiss NIN as too dark and angry for mood music but I'm sayin', <I>Closer</I> is perfection. It's JUST dark & angry enough. The men haven't said much specifically about that particular song but I have heard from far & wide from the female readers who are all in agreement with me on this point. Basically, it's on my "Bang" CD because it does the job! RAWR!<BR/><BR/>@Stacey: Obviously the batteries are for her <B>"Boom-Boom-Boom Box."</B><BR/><BR/>@Rob: THANK YOU for reminding me of that <B>NSFW</B> <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2wg35y" REL="nofollow">"What's it Gonna Be?"</A> video that Taj originally posted. I LOVE those guys and holy S, I laughed so hard again that I cried. <I>"I think your ass looks delicious"</I> is one of the most underestimated pickup lines ever, and I'm glad they could put it in a song! If that doesn't bring things back to the lowbrow level you're most comfortable with, nothing will!House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-1144554862400548372008-02-15T12:18:00.000-06:002008-02-15T12:18:00.000-06:00The batteries are for the CD player right? (There...The batteries are for the CD player right? (There you go Rob - brow's low again.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-66601293612261739462008-02-15T11:31:00.000-06:002008-02-15T11:31:00.000-06:00You had me at "Closer". Yeah...um...that one...he...You had me at "Closer". Yeah...um...that one...heh...good stuff.Tootsie Farklepantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18336671002327112885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-52702943080976557792008-02-14T22:10:00.000-06:002008-02-14T22:10:00.000-06:00Send batteries.....ROFL!! ;)Send batteries.....ROFL!! ;)AutoSysGenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01182101665968215991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-5927496516571073052008-02-14T20:36:00.000-06:002008-02-14T20:36:00.000-06:00My CD player has a repeat function on it, so you r...My CD player has a repeat function on it, so you really only have to put Closer on the CD once and I'll just hit repeat! I will never again see the light of day.....send batteries!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473094658581953255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-9549334644296300172008-02-14T18:33:00.000-06:002008-02-14T18:33:00.000-06:00@MisMySis: Spank you very much!@Jens: I figure I'l...@MisMySis: Spank you very much!<BR/><BR/>@Jens: I figure I'll send you a CD with <I>Closer</I> on it about 16 times. That ought to do it! You'll never leave your house! I'm glad you liked my version of the ol' Bang CD because I worked hard on it; which frankly is the only way to work on a Bang CD, don't you think? Smoke one for me!<BR/><BR/>@Spammon: I knew I missed some great ones but holy god, how could I have missed an opportunity to put Meatloaf on a Bang CD? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEE?<BR/><BR/>@DonMillsDiva: You can enjoy this while bathing in the 4ft. martini glass!<BR/><BR/>@Kat: Thanks! The 3 of us have a very special evening planned (Jeremy, the Bang CD & I). Hope you & your hubs have a great one!<BR/><BR/>@Rob: I'm sure I have NO idea what you're talking about!House of Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14835978117451125796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-17334452115889668852008-02-14T17:58:00.000-06:002008-02-14T17:58:00.000-06:00What? You did not get the one that Taj posted wher...What? You did not get the one that Taj posted where the chorus starts, "I've got a about a million women to plow so you can..."<BR/><BR/>There goes that brow getting all high again!<BR/><BR/>;)NerdyRedneck Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08197976874612713015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-55029300988486655032008-02-14T14:57:00.000-06:002008-02-14T14:57:00.000-06:00Very enjoyable really. I came over to wish you and...Very enjoyable really. I came over to wish you and Jeremy a very happy Valentine's Day :)kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00924699142778576556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-76085732554779095922008-02-14T13:54:00.000-06:002008-02-14T13:54:00.000-06:00You don't have to spell it out - what a great mix!...You don't have to spell it out - what a great mix!Don Mills Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03733674458423525738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-46485061192235413992008-02-14T12:22:00.000-06:002008-02-14T12:22:00.000-06:00WHAT!? No Meatloaf - "I'd lie for you (And that's ...WHAT!? No <BR/><BR/>Meatloaf - "I'd lie for you (And that's the truth)"<BR/>Boy's Don't Cry - "I wanna be a cowboy"<BR/>Pat Benetar - "Hit me with your best shot!"<BR/>Peter Gabriel - "Shock the Monkey"<BR/><BR/>I don't know anymore. I just don't know...Spammonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02251667425537434312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-44618661211314335092008-02-14T11:56:00.000-06:002008-02-14T11:56:00.000-06:00OK, just finished listening to the updated BANG CD...OK, just finished listening to the updated BANG CD and I have to admit: You've outdone yourself. I need a cigarette!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473094658581953255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5724753799134552427.post-41401538260219657292008-02-14T09:54:00.000-06:002008-02-14T09:54:00.000-06:00I am smiling! Thrilled you got the ultimate love ...I am smiling! Thrilled you got the ultimate love song on there: Closer by NIN! And BTW....you're welcome!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473094658581953255noreply@blogger.com